Current officers at ΛΧΑ-ΙΝΖ
| Office | Role | Name |
|---|---|---|
| High Alpha | President | Greg Keyes |
| High Beta | Internal Vice-President | Hicks Woolwine |
| High Gamma | Secretary | Samuel Helgeson |
| High Tau | Treasurer | Scrooge McDuck |
| High Theta | External Vice-President | David Cousins |
| High Epsilon | Social Chair | drake schutt |
| High Phi (Fall) | Ritualist | Chris Poole |
| High Phi (Spring) | Baby Ritualist | Sam Sorrelle |
| High Sigma | Academic Chair | Reed Tomlinson |
| High Rho | Alumni Relations | Wolfgang Boehm |
| High Iota | Risk Manager (usually riskiest) | Patrick Dienzo |
| High Jock | Chief of Physical Activity | Thomas DeMars |
| High Pi | Alumni Advisor | Fernbuckle McDragbottoms |
| High Kappa | Fraternal babysitter | Nathan Bourne |
| High Delta | Rush Chair | Vincent Leray |
| Sergeant-at-Arms | Frat Bouncer | Thomas DeMars |
| House Manager | Self-Explanatory | Will Gilbert |
